I got home a few minutes ago, and there was a letter from work. L hadn’t received one, so naturally I thought the worst – it was a reprimand for the three minutes of output lost last week because of my mistake. Or it was going to say I needed remedial training after they reviewed my voice accuracy. Or they were regretfully informing me that I was only granted annual leave because of a clerical error, and they had to revoke it.
Couldn’t have been more wrong. Instead, I am to receive a performance bonus due to my innate awesomeness!